when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
however many notes this gets is how many doritos i’ll eat
being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????
This makes me happy.
MIKE YOU HAVE A MONTH!
ON MY BIRTHDAY WE FEAST
Fuck all of you. Everyday is my birthday. #make it rain
Birthday is in 22 days.. Hmm
BOUT TO SIGN UP FOR ALL OF THESE
‘Guess it’s too late for me now…
Well if you lie about your birthday, you could get free food for your whole birthday week..
this would’ve been useful yesterday…
Here you go Jess! On Halloween we feast!! Lol
I used some of these and it worked, hell yeah!